Animatic [Deluxe]

by Ultraklystron

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Welcome to Animatic, the sixth nerdcore album from Ultraklystron. This deluxe edition has 38 songs on it. Subjects include, but are not limited to: anime, manga, video games, nerdy girls, computer programming, electric cars, sci-fi conventions, dating sims, beta testing, memes, Cartoon Network animated series, hanging out with otaku, advice animals and other memes. It's a referential smorgasbord that borders on incomprehensible.

It also features guest appearances from other radical musicians such as: Megaran [aka Random,] Beefy, Death*Star, Klopfenpop, Rai Kamishiro and Garrett from Mega64.

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released April 9, 2012

All songs written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson [aka Ultraklystron], except for "Bromance Dance" which also features lyrics and vocals by Klopfenpop [Josh Klopfenstein], "City" which also features lyrics and vocals by Random aka Megaran [Raheem Jarbo], "Advice Animal" which features lyrics and vocals by Beefy [Keith Moore], "3 Dollar Jeans" which features vocals by Rai Kamishiro, "Game On My Back" which features vocals from Garrett Hunter [of Slow Draw The Hungry Eskimo and Mega64], and "Minor Internet Celeb" which features lyrics and vocals from MC-3P0 and C0splay of Death*Star [Jess hart and Steve Perry]. Copyright 2011-2012.

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Ultraklystron Vancouver, British Columbia

Nerdcore / Otakucore Rapper / Producer.
(raps about anime, cartoons, computer science, tech & such on his own beats.)

EDM / Drum n' Bass / Vaporwave / Trap / etc. Artist.
(can't pick a genre lane, constantly seeks new ones to stay interested.)

Just download / stream it until you get it or you hate it.

I won't blame you either way.

@karlrolson if you wanna collab.
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Track Name: Thesis Statement
i should've learned to let go, right from the get go

sixth's time the charm, but even i am skeptical
teenage angst could pay off well, but i view that through spectacles
so far from rose colored, that i'd rather just forget it all
yet part of me cannot let go, i guess i don't regret it all

i've helped too many people, or at least that is the narrative
i have to keep to telling myself, otherwise i can't bare to live
i've lost too many battles to make continuation logical
all i can do magic now, last name is mcgonagall

i know it's been a while, and my past is sorta checkered
but i'm no simple replicant, i am greater than deckard
the sum of my influences is something that i'm greater than
everything that i combine, leads me towards a greater plan

i should've learned to let go, right from the get go
Track Name: OH NO GO GO
ch.
OH NO - I'M OFF THE CHAIN AGAIN
I'M GOING INSANE AGAIN, I'M HERE TO BRING THE PAIN AGAIN
GO GO - SPEED OFF AND TELL YOUR BROS
SPACE STATION LIVING MAN, YEAH I'M DONE WITH CELLAR FLOWS

v1.
welcome to my day of rising / some objections are not surprising
but i'm done with poor advising / no more veils here disguising
see my enemies out devising / but i'm already here chastising
and i'm long past compromising / done with sensationalizing

improvising to get outta jams? no, i'm making some excellent plans
i'm keeping my checks swelling man / pillsbury cause i'm baking these Grands
nobodies refusing my friends / opinions inducing some trends
reload breaks then do it again / nobody close to the verses i penned

keep it moe like anime / next gen in the beat i laid
radical reviews relayed / my tastes are the best purveyed
no soul here is left unswayed / no mc is left unslayed
though no option was left unweighted / i still walk away so unscathed

genius is a weak descriptor / game's mine and i drove and flipped her
you claim that i'm ill-equipped sir / i'm saying i'm the illest spitter
i'm the captain / you're the skipper / i'm lister / you're just rimmer
if you're a star, i'm a constellation / polaris at best to my big dipper

v2.
microphone's got light hawk wings / cause i do these impossible things
so stealth i've got nighthawk bling / flows like an unswappable string
so i guess i'm just one of a kind / or at least a limited edition
not one to run with the signs / cause i lack limited decisions

anywhere's in my grasp and my reach / wins that i've amassed number 1337
embrace, don't mask your defeat / lessons from the class that i teach
i strained just to have a voice / and i made the difficult choice
accuse me of insincere ploys? white flag's the one you will hoist

welcome to my brand new soiree / laser flows, so i know no heat strays
i couldn't be paused on a weak day / i write one beat, and get a week's pay
my records have been like streak, eh? / never one to stay where the meek play
rappers all betray except neet K / keeping it delicious like treat day

i has a flavor / which you savor / i'm no savior / and not a player
but my amenities / appear heavenly / guess i'm out of / angelic layer
rooting for me / like misakichi / only space above / none on top of me
still anonymous / so i don't forgive / only way to live / is impossibly

br.
so enlightened locke said i'm the boss / jaws on the floor? I'm knocking them off -
distill my essence with a wok and some sauce / nations fall, cold-clocked if they scoff
foes are ethered / without a breather / veruca salted / because i seether
verbal freeter / but not a cheater / not segfaulted / data complete sir

rotten flows that you spit are doo doo / never cry you won't catch me QQ
in the groove while you need blue's clues / even though my bird brain's so cuckoo
got my dope flows in a iPhone game / just sayin' that's insane in the membrane
spit once, and claim that i've been shamed / no ink? you should change your pen name

End:
I should've learned to let go / right from the get go
Track Name: Tap That Deck
ch.
[yeah] i would tap that deck / [yeah] play you on kinect
[yeah] til we gotta sweat / [yeah] you ain't seen nothinG yet
[oh] and if i'm seeming cold / [oh] it's cause i'm getting old
and it's too hard / to keep my up HP

v1.
i would play you like a wii u: touchscreen / and if you don't know how we do: cutscene
let me paint me picture, tweet a photograph / printed on glossy paper, make that photo last
here's the situation, i'm down for any game / no insinuation, no one but me to blame
i'm here to level up, i'm here to learn and train /the only i'll way gain, is to grow, rebuild and change
switch my media, increase my density / for you i'll temper my weaker propensities
hanzo steel my wits and my attitudes / because i doubt i'll find a girl as bad as you
by which i mean you're great, swag is hardwired / no switch to turn it off, and it never gets tired
connected everywhere, networked like clear / even when it means tears, we can strike fear

v2.
others were betamax, i came like vhs / not a coleco, my life was nes
forget a blu-ray player, i'm netflix / next gen, next step, hope that you get this
so i'm down to last, here to stick around / all across the globe back to the puget sound
and i'm sure some hate, and really that's great / i'll pay no mind, til they match my hash rate
so i'll stick by you girl, and pound this mpc / spit on microphones, gig and push mp3s
sure i look rough, probably well worn / yet once i go, i know i'll be well mourned
so come ride with me, spectra peeling out / tension riding high, audience reeling now
steamroller flows, guess i land flatten / energy explodes, mr. Manhattan

br.
i'm a skeptic, and life is septic / try to get rich, instead you get sick
never surrender, i will avenge you / i won't pretend to, no i will defend you
Track Name: Con Rave Two Step
ch.
two step in middle of this con rave, baby / bishoujo on each side, i'll have nice dreams tonight
two step in middle of this con rave, baby / i see that moe shine, nothing else on my mind

v1.
get lost? i already have been found / walked paths you'll never have been down
never rested, but special guested / film crew on my back, cause i'm the best kid
getting ready for the second evening / kill the cell, i don't want it bleating
but the texts come like it's a chat room / tuned into shade, dosing with rap tunes
messenger bag's filled up with red bull /any distance i'm looking dead cool
cheap kicks, free shirt, hair all messed up /bishoujos i roll with are dressed up
gotta a nana, gotta a hachi / another nana, guess i got three
get spotted, stopped to sign cds /i said otaku livin ain't easy

v2.
i'm blinded by the el wires / dancefloor's hot, enjoy the fire
i've been waiting for this all weekend / stay out long past all my weak friends
the cool down's dance dance revolution / step hard until my shoes are ruined
feel the magic, i'm a con genie / time to snack up, hit the conbini
dollar hot dogs, write a quick blog / spot a cosplay, and text my photog
snap snap, that's that, where's the next one / free swag? where? i'm gonna get some
get stopped every a half a minute / raffle draws, i quickly win it
radio interview in the lobby /all this from my simple hobbies

br.
when it's over i'll say “i'll never do it again” / but by next year, i know i'll wanna see my friends

end:
I don't need sleep cause I'm making the whole scene / but everything I say is just a smoke screen
I can't seem to find no leisure or spare time / when I'm working that grind on the five to nine
Track Name: Bromance Dance (Feat. Klopfenpop)
ch. [ultraklystron]
never on the dance floor /always with my bros
do that bromance dance / if you're sporting bro clothes
never on the dance floor / always with my bros
just another bromance / come enjoy the show

v1. [ultraklystron]
i got 20 polos, layered one on top the other
every single collars popped, that's how you know i'm a brother
i own single every film that is starring seth rogan
i party hard, play beer pong, that's my mission and my slogan
and i see you eying me, you observe and report
and though i'm a beta male, i deserve to escort
mc love you every night, because i'm so super bad
rather hang out with my bros, like i was so super chad
throwing up some dro, like it's pineapple express
dave matthews has the show, whose ticket i'd like the best
i'm not a funny person, but i've watched funny people
adam sandler is the best, man, he doesn't have an equal
also i stole your girl, bro, hope you don't think less of me
natty ice and Hennessy, guess it got the best of me
never designated, so i'm always playa hated
ruining your bathroom, vomit redecorated

v2. [ultraklystron]
tv's got the game dude, plus we gotta game cube
bottom shelf liquor, chyeah, it all tastes the same dude
can't call me a lame dude, it'd would start a lame feud
it'd make a great movie though, it could maybe shame you
but we'll never change dude, never come of age
always witty and sarcastic, til our very last day
denouement’s return, everything's restarted
lessons unimparted, yet again we get retarded
i'm gregory house and your name's james wilson
i'm clooney and you're pitt, it's just the way i feel, son
there's no stray emotion, just bro's rollin
on land or an ocean, us bros aren't foldin
if we were hobbits, i'm frodo and you're samwise
party in the shire, with pipeweed and red eyes
it's just how i said guys, it's homies smokin dro
you how know the hook goes, shoutin homies over hos

v3. [klopfenpop]
I keep it two things: real and brofessional,
but all my bros think I feel bromosexual.
And my efforts to dissuade--mostly ineffectual.
My exploits of bromance are kinda unconventional.
But that's okay, guess I should know better.
Still I pick up the brobiturates 'cuz I'm a bro-getter.
Get back to the frat call it Mount Brolympus;
Go clubbin' with the bros that got clout on campus.
Hit up the broasis--routine like ABCs:
Pound a pitcher of Pabst, macabroni and cheese,
Buy the bleach-blondes lots of shots of Jell-O all night.
Like my beer like my Wiffle bats: yellow and light.
Beer pong, brown mullet, wig swag.
Beer bong down gullet, swig, gag.
You know we party so hard we gon' kiss the floor.
The only Mario Kart be on 64.
Track Name: Work It Baby
v1.
i see that dolly kei, i'd dress that dolly every way
never on that molly, eh? but you look like ecstasy
the antique style that makes me wanna say desu
but if i do that, then i know that won't get you
but you carry that well, sure you're not ball-jointed?
you're like a dolly queen, or soon to be anointed
can't even find the words, i can't seem think through
leaving me speechless, you're looking so shinku
also I like it after dark, i would go ganguro
if she switched to that, i would still want her through
looking pretty fly, neon saturates my eye
and your white eye shadow has me screaming "oh my"
never thought i'd fall for a girl with a spray tan
but you're looking so good gotta take off my ray bans
you could even go manba, and my anaconda
would still want some, so go do what you wanna

Cause you're outstanding...

ch.
loli or mori, it's perfect baby
any style rocked is perfect lady
heads spin round like a circuit baby
everyone knows that you work it lady
so work it baby, work it baby
fashion everyday, just work it baby
so work it baby, work it baby
you good every way, just work it baby

v2.
you could be my mori girl, oh we'd have some stories girl
forever in the forest, as long as you adore me girl
and those mori colors seem yoshitoshi ABe
and that style's tasty; you're cooking like Nabe
desire shire style - but girl you're no hobbit
and i'm sure every mori asks you were you got it
every color's so muted, but you're eye-catching
don't even have to shine to look ever-so fetching
wardrobe ain't got a lion, and girl you're no witch
but you've got me enchanted, making my body twitch
and your style never quits; i don't wanna be friends
tell me what to do, you can be my DM
you could gal it up, though you already turn heads
in a t-shirt and jeans and a dirty pair of keds
sweatpants, hair-tied; crinolines with hair-dyed
my eyes all on you; sorry if i stare, aight?

You're just shockingly beautiful...
Track Name: These Days
v1.
only the undead can't feel my fever lean
notate the last moments of my fever dream
photograph the footsteps where the griever's been
and if this my last, it'll be lever clean
i seen the cleaver shine, hover high in the air
end the properous era, where we did not care
it's not like poverty is gonna make us share
except in the malaise, the disease and dispair

the diamond era won't come, cause we're stuck on coal
we bartered our decency and part of our soul
so we could stay near to the distant shoal
never have to grow up, never have to control
so we could keep it simple, and never feel pain
block out half the earth, never hear it again
only stay in same, and never make change
that be all and end all is running that game

but you can't fool everyone all of the time
even Bonnie and Clyde had to pay for their crimes
so if the debt don't get you, the prions might
leave you just as ruined and you'd still lose the fight
sure we weren't raised right, never once hurt
in the suburbs and the towns so dull and inert
where parents lie to kids, and kids lie to each other
where all learned to screw over our brothers

ch.
the only pleasure we get these days is the pain
the only leisure we get these days is the game
the only heaven we get these days is the hell
that we trade shares of, that we buy and sell

v2.
we're supposed to be socialized and educated
by the time we're 18, once we have graduated
but whatever's been stated, doesn't really come through
in the end you're alone, and you don't have a clue
and you can either be cruel, survive like a beast
or you can hope that trust might earn you a feast
but in era where it's all dog eats dog
the only sure fire way to become boss hog

is to sucker and steal, be fake not real
and sell it all with a tv pitchmen zeal
they tell you in school to be sweet and kind
but the real world just will not pay it mind
can't be mary sue, the beasts we'll eat you
even knaw on the bones for the marrow to chew
that's the culture under falsehoods these days
to a false image goes our work and our play

and sir, a little sacrifice would go along way
recognize for a moment that it's all gone grey
but then ignorant scream you're trying to betray
the traditions and the rules we've inscribed in clay
they only see one direction we are headin
it begins with an arma and ends in geddon
i wish we could be gettin up out of this circuit
but it's not up to me, but to us to shirk it
Track Name: Non-Contact
ch.
next thing happens / i've already been on that
i don't gotta touch it / cause i do it non-contact
i'm why it's good / it's because i'm there
before i came round / i doubt all y'all cared

v1.
always onto next one, when it comes to tech son / always got the latest instruments like a texan
betas and alphas, release candidates / just how it happened, didn't plan it great
ten years of NDAs out in redmond / most people lucky if they even get one
check me on canv.as, see me on diaspora / i'll be where ever is next; google plus, etc.
simply came to me because i stayed proper / i'd never expect to get a personal shopper
but if it all aligns, and it all feels fine / then i guess it's summer; it's only right to shine
if it seems similar, here's how it's distinct / really happy to have it, i'm back from the brink
i gotta shout it out "i appreciate it" / besides my approval guides how it's all created

v2.
my ideas are bright, even in a black out / ikea rolling, though i never lack now
keeping it going, from seattle to krakow / it's just my opinion, guess my name's maddow
but i've got the fuel, though i need refining / but if i'm idolizing, then the template's feynman
surely i jest, but i'm so sincere / coulda been round the world, and you've not been here
own the top of the line, and this year's winner / same every year, i started past beginner
plus my girl is a star, her skin is so fair / her body so thin i call her macbook air
first world problems, not my concern / that's my last year, long been returned
i can't hold these limes, my hand's full of lemons / but i've got sugar, do you see where i'm gettin?
Track Name: In The Lab
ch.
girls in the windows lab / boys in the linux lab / everybody do work / in the computer labs

v1.
stepped out the lab to buy another coke / notice i'm surrounded by blokes
all of new to this gnu business / trying to get code to compile in this
walk through the lab that stallman hates / the one most loved by william gates
every chair there is filled with gals / most looking like my fujoshi pals
just like us boys they were trying code / they had operators to overload
only keystrokes could break the silence / all of us struggling with assignments
a bro rolls up, tries to mack on them / he fails hard, they're attacking him
i stroll right by holding in a laugh / he couldn't even do modulo math

v2.
i can't work out these dependencies / and i know this code all depends on me
i won't cheat like these other students / don't need a peer to chip in two cents
want to be truant, but i can't escape / guess i'll have to parse til a line break
in the windows lab, the same scene is mirrored / gotta get nodes to connect to peers
it's just as feared, firewall drama / whips us all like we were a llama
missed a comma and a semi-colon / recompile but it's clearly broken
neither sides gonna rest tonight / still gotta black box test it, right?
is this a metaphor, or just some code / truth told, i don't even fully know

v3.
3 am and progress is made / i'm using vectors so forget arrays
forget today, it's tomorrow i guess / joke is the work doesn't help on tests
so i duck down into the other room / they bump dubstep, and the bassline booms
tell those girls i enjoy their choice / they say "you're not like those other boys"
i say "that right's i'm the ultra kly / comp sci rapper known to often fly
coast to coast hitting cons galore / some folks deplore but most adore"
right then my code properly compiled / both rooms screamed, we all went wild
seven girls said they were so impressed / it's about then i retired to rest
Track Name: Saturday
saturday
by Karl Olson

ch.
it's saturday - treat day / getting out, no living like a NEET day
work's done - it's break time / no zero wing, don't gotta make time


v1.
i got the radio cranked, so sirius / channel 40 makes me feel delirious
car's so full, you would think we were clowns / summer weekend, so i got the windows down
feeling so great, i gotta do it big / driving so crazy, you'd think i'm the stig
heading down south, so we can hit the mall / every shop there, we gonna hit 'em all
barnes and noble, and also H&M / buying new manga, and jeans for 10
order off the secret menu at jamba juice / pink starburst, 3g charger boost
spot some more otaku, crew's getting huge / mall's shutting down, what we gonna do
head back north, and maybe hit a kaiten / salmon sashimi's like my best friend

v2.
hold up, take a pause for a minute dude / 4th-wall breaking macfarlane interlude
i won't talk about my week, because it's wack / i won't bore you all, no rebecca black
cut to the kaiten 20 plates later / time is 10:10, know we gotta go greater
cross a lake, and head into the arcade / and i'll fast forward past that bit of replay
need a pick me up, so we hit roy street / get a macchiato, and a sweet treat
recognize a little more's in order / but isn't time to head to the border
time to grab dick's – hamburgers / back to the car, and it's time to drive further
hit a club, then safeway, then back home / watching youtube vids til the sun shone
Track Name: City (Feat. Random)
ch. [Ultraklystron]
it feels like my city / it looks like my city / it's real like my city / it cooks like my city
it smells like my city / it tastes like my city / it's hell like my city / it hates like my city

v1. [Ultraklystron]
is this the revolution, oh dare i dare i say this?
the metropolis is rising, janelle monae-ish
this place isn't mine, but some say i can claim it
tell me it's step one to getting real famous
some say a claim would be utterly heinous
some say my destiny's to name that nameless
is it done through writtens while a second class citizen
grasp but these mittens are too ill-fittin then
i let it all fall, hits the earth, third impact
feels like an impasse is forever where i been at
or i guess i dream that, but these dreams are all nightmares
sentence writing fright here, actually a trite scare
i still feel it coming, fingertips are tingling
connections all forming, singularity mingling
hidden in the stack, or waiting in the queue
my priority's rising, so execution's due

v2. [Ultraklystron]
happiness ain't cool, and man, i'll be cool forever
smiles are for fools, and i ain't been fooled ever
brain's XML, the facts are in my header
not outta ATL, i'm from a place better
last of my kind, killed the rest like a time lord
who ran out of time, and misread the signs for
signifying where his homeworld really is now
revert to the past, so i guess i'm just a kid, pow
world of endless blue, death through the horizon
endless possiblities too, if i can find them
flip and recombine them, sell off all the tie ins
chop down these mountains, just so i can mine them
strip mine the pavement for every experience
discard the rest once i'm done, no adherence
no real love past the time i'm supposed to spend here
city's only mine while i play and pretend here

v3. [Random]
They know me for the gamer raps,
But I'm tryna bring the flavor back,
I speak on everything you wanna know...
*But were too stubborn or afraid to ask
I think i wanna take 3 years off
But I'm worried that my fans won't wait for that
So they'll move to the next joe, say he got the best flow
and I be like I guess I'll be late for that
Phoenix and Philly's kinda similar to me
Both got bigger towns that they're wishing they could be--
Standing in the shadow of a giant is difficult
Given impossible standards to try to live up to,
You ask me a question sincerely you gone get the truth,
That's been the case since the first evening I hit the booth
And all I wanted to do is make the block proud,
I go back and things have changed a lot now
Homies I rode bikes with are locked down,
hard to tell em keep standing up when youre knocked down,
I found a little solace in the beats and rhymes,
But piece of mind that ain't an easy find
Phil told me keep the mic smothered,
Lou showed me i could be dope without being Like others
my city needs someone they can believe in, to fly, and they thinkin that I,
could be the (w)right brother
My youngins wanna rule the block,
But you gotta have a plan when the music.. stops..
Pardon me I think I started zoning
Thinking bout my city gets me caught up in the moment
Track Name: Impossible
ch.
if you think can i stop now / that's impossible
i can't not put it down / That's impossible

V1.
rapper repost return of ultraklystron
i am half neptunes, half neil degrasse tyson
the man every shoujo in the con got their eyes on
broke supernova shine, blowing up with no ice on
anime long; of these mcs i've bought most
karl like sagan, so i'm out in the cosmos
i'm out here with kosmos and you ain't ain't here
you might stack c-notes but you lack xenogears
yo, i can shut it down, and i'll do it all with no clap
run it like a motherboard, middle name zotac
shout out in the arcade, where my bros who code at
next gen business runners, not about that kodak
goal to move forward, running hard with mo' stacks
came from the bottom, and i will never go back
if i'm ever mt.dew, and best as a throwback
i'll be a chameleon, cut me up i'll grow back

V2.
dude i'll keep going hard, so i can get you what you need
and do it without sampling, no sonic human centipede
failure for n minus one, at n i know i must succeed
means i never give up, i commit until i've done the deed
t.i. on my side, and i ain't talking bout rappers
show me my opponent, and i'll show them their attacker
i am a creator boy, so everything is radical
stay in this adventure cause it's ultramathematical
on this cause it's rhombus, I'm rollin out with finn n' jake
rebirth is upon us, and yet i am not fixing to break
i'm just here to get my take, so i keep my ends fearless
aiming for the top again, i intend to end peerless
stanky wizard eyes got me coping with insanity
know my all is ugly, so there isn't time for vanity
and i've learned it's temporal, the carnival is over
and it ain't coming back until i am a genius coder
Track Name: Advice Animal (Feat. Beefy)
intro: [ultraklystron]
WOLF. DOG. PENGUIN. FROG.

ch. [ultraklystron]
i'm still an animal, i'm still an animal
giving rad advice, but i can damage fools

v1. [ultraklystron]
i used to do that hoverhand / i was forever alone
was slowpoke now i'm slowking / so you ought to watch the thone
i went from an awkward penguin / to an insanity wolf
i hope y'all realize / exactly how much courage that took
used to be scumbag steve / now i am good guy greg
i give up it to the fans / i don't always make 'em pay and beg
not sure if innuendo / or just about free streaming
i don't always imply / but when i do it's done through memeing
been going dragonforce / pretty much the bossest rapper
but i'll never go dumb / insight like philoraptor
people wanna stop my shine / but that isn't a bother
haters are all just rugrats / i'm baby godfather
my depressed dog side / thought i'd fail from the get go
or maybe that was just / my inner skeptical hippo
i still have more to go / but i think all of my friends
will be hipster ariel / and brag about how they knew me when

v2. [ultraklystron]
wanna stay fly forever / never will i let death kill
anyone who disagrees / can go and make like they're bear grylls
feeling like i'm in demand / call me a production maven
and i'm getting so paid / if i'm a bird, then i'm rich raven
i used to be lonely pug / asking chicks y no love me
but now i'm best compared / to mr. david duchovny
used to get so dejected / used just say okay
but wait it's not okay / now i'm joe decreux every day
so if you're a butthurt dweller / y'all can stay in the cellar
business cat you and buy you out / i'm target, and you're just zellers
don't even know what that is / cause you never leave your room
you're part foul bachelor frog / part humor like lame pun coon
yo dawg herd you like hating / so we added some rage to waiting
now you can herp while derp / and complain about what i've been creating
by now i suppose you know / that i lead a redditor's life
and if i ring nursehella / guess that makes her a redditor's wife

v3. [beefy]
Forever alone not cocky, Surf all day you can't stop me
No need to put the phone of silent, cause nobody ever calls me
I try to be the voice of reason, I wanna be good guy Greg
You see me, Beefy, I wanna be the grown up version of Success Kid
I don't wanna be this guy. I don't wanna live this life
All blue and cold, go to bed alone, no home for a Redditor's Wife
So I flipped my brain to insane, and I got myself a puppy
Old owners had a baby. HAD a baby. Murder Husky.
I get paranoid like a parrot when I'm running into trees
I got a business cat with a baseball hat, telling me when I can leave
And I call him scumbag, Hell no I'm no me gusta
I've got those first world problems, I can solve em [I can solve em]
My rent is too damn high, like Fry I squint my eyes
Is rent too high or am I just broke? My friend I can't decide
Firetrucks don't stop at red lights, better run and tell your friends
I don't always write rhymes, but when I do, I don't know where the punchline is
Track Name: Fujoshi
ch.
if your doujin stacks aren't as large as mine / then i wont even give you the time
[I need a fujoshi]
you gotta be reading all the josei trades / and getting in on all the forum raids
[I need a fujoshi]

v1.
if you wanna be mine, then you can't be hatin / on how i read genshiken and gravitation
i could be your man, and romantic cheapskate /but only if you don't have any NEET hate
better not be sickened by the slash fiction / because if it does your exit'll be quickened
it's only shonen-ai not about yaoi /but even it was, you'd have to be okay
and we could travel, hit ikebukuro / keep it on the down low, hide from the bureau
head back to the states, cases full of BL / travel to a con and hustle that for resale
or we could keep it; hey can you read it? / oh you can translate, that makes me heated
you make me need it, i want you a scochi / it's hard not to love a hardcore fujoshi

v2.
but i gotta ask, you like mayu shinjo? / that'd be my style, that'd be a window.
into what you like when it comes to romance / we'd cut to the chase and forget the slow dance
or you like seinen cause i'd make rain then / if you like amazume, it'd be on the chain then
i'd be your kaoru, and you could be nana / we could take a breather but only if you wanna
if you dig cosplay, you'd be my ohno / take some videos and play it back in slow mo
but you can't be slowbro, i'm more rapidash / going fast, the ladies want me like i'm ash
if you're not my misty, may's around next / so you better grab me if you're not vexed
by my otaku flow and ita demeanor / the fujoshi know i'm an otaku scenester

I get around, round and round, from the puget sound to the akiba city, baby
Track Name: 3 Dollar Jeans (Feat. Rai Kamishiro)
v1.
press badge hanging / phone's hash tagging / burning up the scene like i was a dragon
tv cameras / lights and action / once ain't enough for my satisfaction
rule rewriting every time i'm all-nighting / railgun-style means i shock like lighting
private events, and i'm invited / that's just the truth, and i can not hide it
i'm passed excited, it's become my norm / and it better be great, or i'll be forlorn
everything catered, everyone tailored / all except me, and i see those haters
raise 'em all up with quick sixteen / half a minute later, they love my sick team
i'm chatting with execs before i graduated / and all of it feels like it had been fated

ch.
3 dollar jeans, and an anime t-shirt (x3)
chanel allure homme, that's how jacket-kun works
3 dollar jeans, and an anime t-shirt (x3)
laughing man patch, that's how jacket-kun works

v2.
another track where all i am is talkin' mo' / but that's a constant, immortal like baccano
stealing the spotlight, i'm lupin the third / i'm camping that spawn, and shooting those nerds
long-established, so forget a preamble / i almost feel done, gotta burn-up scramble
busting these beats like i was a vandal / soup to my fans, here's a can of campbell's
last eight was a throwback, this here is meta / i'm sandals with no backs, that means i'm geta
get a lotta love and respect from my peers / so i'll download fast, no it won't take years
even if i fail, i've always gotta another plan/ if i'm a deadman, then this is my wonderland
been a long time since i left like i'm Reki / went over the wall once y'all name checked me

end.
guess i'm on a tangent, i do it no co-sign / i know every taste maker here pays no mind
but i'm pretty secure, guess i'm worf or sulu / who needs youtube? i'm on netflix and hulu
i'm on IMDB without a label / the haters can't touch that, in fact they're unable
they don't get spins, i'm a doctor or dreidel / so messing with them would be robbing the cradle
Track Name: Game On My Back (Feat. Garrett Hunter)
intro:
ota
swag

ch.
villians of my youth, all shuttin down
they see me still standin, "nothing cuts him down"
still noted, still quoted, still loaded up
game on my back, only i can hold it up

v1.
if lil wayne's a martian, then i'm alternate reality
any other claim would be a logical fallacy
my fans are all saying, i'm the best and getting better
and i'll stay like that forever, thus transcending any measure
so i guess i'm no ruler, i do not need a palace
my light is so unique like the aurora borealis
if you think you're as phat as me, you better check your figure first
disappeared in bigger shirts, while i spit like a trigger burst
i've come too bloody far just to end up in a trailer
only fear i have left is the fear of epic failure
others running off a cliff like they're wile e. coyete
i won't write their biography, i'm no truman capote
no, i predict the future, a divination major
anything i say will likely happen later
i said 4kids should be run for the artists
now the whole company is bankrupted garbage

v2.
i murder on the microphone, dexter's in my pedigree
paint the studio in blood, cause no makes it red as me
hip hop's in my bones, and nerd's in my heredity
most lack the perspicacity, to say what should be said of me
most dropping common knowledge, while my flows are all wikileaks
everlasting wonka rhymes, my flavor never quickly peaks
they said "he's so magnetic, like, everyone's attracted to him."
plus i'm slash-a recognized, nico named me jacket-kun
space ghost any haters with my arm-braceleted lasers
i blast y'all like confections, since i do it now and laters
a lot of game not a little, plus i offed tom riddle
and you if taste my rainbow, i'll make it rain skittles
i swear i'm going harder, the rewards are just the kicker
because i aim to satisfy, my middle name is snickers
so just call me the candy man, your tastes will be augmented
else if i'm the 4chandy man, leave all y'all discontented
Track Name: Unexpected
v1.
i can taste your lipgloss on the cola that we're splitting
got a reddit body, up all night and never quitting
photograph the moment so i know there's no forgetting
i really do not care about whose feelings i'm upsetting
could do it brown sugar raw, i could watch your body pop
comeback to my pad, girl, watch us some usagi drop
just don't kickban me like you are a haughty op
got me going gaga, liking me some gaudy pop
rowdy so i whistle all the time - steam clock
firing off lines like an spartan with a mean glock
i do it all the time, so i ain't ever been shocked
making girls crazy like i give 'em charlie sheen WOAH
wait i never did it, if that's life i've not lived it
if it came my way, an adieu i'd bid it
if that style's been bitted, not from me you'd get it
i'm just that otaku rocking the toonami fitted

ch.
i'm not who you think you're gonna get when you meet me
and that's why, the world can't defeat me
i'm not who you think you're gonna get when you meet me
no challengers, nobody unseats me

v2.
yeah me? i am cisco; always networking
collabing every day now, time to get working
call me tcp/ip cause i'm about connections
cause i know the game would miss all my affections
all my misdirections, one day i'm out it
next week i'm back strong, energy rerouted
i don't always hit it, but when i have missed it
i never fail twice, that's a real statistic
i'm a real rap mystic, potter all those haters
never left but welcome kotter those degraders
who never cosign me, though it's first name formal
guess it's how they play, yeah it's just game normal
but i got my own name, own notoriety
and unlike most i kept my sanity, sobriety
and that's just facts, ain't nonsense piety
i'm globally known or at least to i try to be

i'm globally known or at least to i try to be
try to be
me

end:
I'm just
I'm just so unexpected
I'm just so unexpected
unexpected
Track Name: Magic Tricks
v1.
wanna get my power / then you gotta make a pactio
see my lips waiting / they'll be out here on the patio
a boy wizard, wait i'm not / disavowal fetishistic
but my incantations / have a power so mystic
draw my magic circles / with a script made in python
even made a drop down / to quickly pick the right one
i engage the battle / yeah, i'm ready to fight on
fight a wizard rapper / i think you're the trite one

a little bit of Potter / makes the battle go easily
hotter than a ginger / i'm so Ron Weasley
believe me when I say / i'm really more anime
cause kunoichi girls / don't escape my gaze
can't escape my spells / neither can a vampire
no twilight this time / but they really desire
to bite upon the rapper / cause they like my wizard style
they'll love my nobility / they'll crack a fanged smile

ch.
ain't gotta broom, but you can ride my staff
it can make flowers bloom, and make witches laugh
it can make thunder crack; it's a magic stick
and that's just the tip of my magic tricks
(x2)

v2.
post-modern interrupt / i know i've said this before
but it's at my most otaku / that the world adores
but now back to the lore / my bro's negi springfield
we magisters and players / that's our joint appeal
so catch us after school / at the mahou shoujo club
make bishoujos drool / with our mahou shonen love
we can make potions / that stir up emotion
get tsunamis rollin / stir the inner ocean

... / i'll take you back to the start
don't need to be a time lord / you just need heart
maybe a time turner / cause i want you forever
and wizards do it better / with our robes unfettered
an infinite weekend / you and me and anything
despair at the limitless / you ain't seen what can I bring
so shonen onmiyoji / cause i can change fate
kyu kyu noretsurei / let me open up the gates
Track Name: Lifecycle
ch.
wanna live large, but sustainable
future living now, past is changeable
live responsible, never spiteful
every day i contemplate my life cycle
(x2)

v1.
i'm shining brightly irrepressible hikaru
blinding the eyes of the fashionable gyaru
whip's a shocking princess electric himiko
my tesla s gets driven during the week though
i keep it 200 miles, not kilometers
going ham because i want to flaunt it sir
i keep my cars like my pockets - super green
and gotta an itasha just to rep the cutest team

at least i dream like i've got it like i claim to
trained to want, that's nothing i can change dude
probably pains you, to see me material
but life is only half about the ethereal
and if i want then i hustle, learn, produce things
feel owed some rewards so i choose bling
but i'll indulge in the ethical and eco
guilt free when i'm ballin like a freak yo

v2.
so when i make it, i will take it to the level
green mansion made of recycled glass and metal
solar and wind with a bloom box for back up
use that efficiency to let the money stack up
i live in the future, i want to rep it right
led lights to shine in the darkest night
electric cars in the garage kept charged
how i'm gonna live once i make it large

and if i don't it's still how it's gonna happen
i spell it out, like i spit with closed captions
you can keep your ICE aston martins
but don't expect to get a pass or a pardon
we can't waste at rate exponential
waste of resources, waste of potential
the next ride that i buy will have a battery
even if it's not an objet'd flattery
Track Name: Katawa Tribute
intro:
we about that inner beauty

ch.
i steal your game and your 2d kanojo
disabling her swagger - katawa shoujo

v1.
i steal your game and your 2d kanojo
disabling her swagger - Katawa Shoujo
repeating myself like my name's mojo jojo
all i get ichibans while you can't get mojos
never reach out like you have no arms
but you're not Rin Tezuka, you just lack charm
you say your so def but you're really just deaf
your path's unchosen though the last one left

understand that ultrakly is Hisao Nakai
you're secondary kenji, hikikomori shy
say it not your fault. "screaming haters out to get me"
but you can't walk it off like Ibarazaki Emi
i mean if a girl with no legs makes the track team
then you really shouldn't whine about how you lack green
incincerate your wack lean, gasoline, conoco
check your full body burns, leave you like Hanako

v2.
i know you can't see the forest through the trees
staying Lilly Satou you can't see what i see
is this sounding too raw, do you feel apprehensive
do the references here come off as offensive
look into my pensive, view the heart breaking
and heart defects that weren't of my making
told you i was Hisao, here to bring the heat now
working so hard i wipe the sweat off my neet brow

should i translate this, let me get Mikado
spell it out by hand, got a bishoujo grotto
beauty in the grotesgue, nothing is a defect
everything accepting, nobody's a reject
except a soul ugly who cannot see beyond
details like "is she turquiose or blond?"
ironic lack of empathy for Miss Hakamichi
cause deaf-mute describes you in full, exactly

end.
style's electric, electro-shocked it
call me Hisao, and i'll give you the chocolate
gross.